Talking about Apple Macbook Pro

I have right here in my hot little hands that actually aren't all that little and are only slightly warm at the moment a brand new lick-ready smooth-as-love Apple MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo Super Orgasm Deluxe Ultrahard Modern Computing Device Designed by God Herself Somewhere in the Deep Moist Vulva of Cupertino Yes Yes Don't Stop Oh My God Yes.

2.16GHz Intel Core 2 Duo 1440 x 900 pixels 1GB memory 120GB hard drive1 6x double-layer SuperDrive ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 graphics with 128MB SDRAM Ships: Within 24 hours Free Shipping $1,999.00 or as low as $48 a month

2.33GHz Intel Core 2 Duo 1440 x 900 pixels 2GB memory 120GB hard drive1 6x double-layer SuperDrive ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 graphics with 256MB SDRAM Ships: Within 24 hours Free Shipping $2,499.00 or as low as $59 a month

2.33GHz Intel Core 2 Duo 1680 x 1050 pixels 2GB memory 160GB hard drive1 8x double-layer SuperDrive ATI Mobility Radeon X1600 graphics with 256MB SDRAM Ships: Within 24 hours Free Shipping $2,799.00 or as low as $67 a month

http://store.apple.com/


Its really cool and it comes with remote control allows to control your mbp watching pictures, listening music and with movies.
New feature is iAlarm, basically the same as you use on cars.

Front Row & Apple Remote

Present your photos, videos, and even Keynote presentations to an audience
and control the display from up to 30 feet away.⁴

Designed for life on the road

Dozens of unique innovations — such as a magnetic power cord, the
illuminated keyboard with ambient light sensor, and scrolling trackpad
— put the MacBook Pro in a class by itself.